Asher and the iPod Nano

After leaving Applebees Asher tells me, “My meal came with a toy.”
Applebees isn’t the fanciest place around, but they don’t reduce themselves to  fast-food trickery by bribing children with worthless plastic toys. “Oh, really? What is it?”
“An iPod Nano,” he responds.
“Wow, that sounds like a pretty good deal. I don’t know of many kindergarteners with [...]